Betty White said 'cockring.'
"Andy Dick's sole mission in life is to give AIDS back to the monkeys."
Shatner's hairpiece got called a Wookie snatch.
"I looked up the name Shatner online and it's actually Yiddish -- it's the past tense of Shitner."
George Takei: "Your acting is so bad... if I could get my partner to suck that hard I'd never leave my chateau."
William Shatner: "Jason Alexander... he said he's inspired by me. Why is everyone who's inspired by me such a fat fucking loser?"
Yea--it was really funny for the 1st half. But 70% of the roast was the roasters roasting the other roasters and then just a few comments about Shatner.
At least Nimoy was on at the beginning.
Posted by: Steve | August 22, 2006 at 01:51 PM