"So I'm totally done with school until August 1."
"What are you going to do 'til then?"
"Gonna just lay on the couch and shoot up for four months?"
"That's what I'd do."
"I just had to install comment verification on my blog because of the spam. What put it over the edge was the one about albino porn. Because while this world needs love, sweet love, it does NOT need albino porn."
"Hey, now, say you're a lonely--"
"You know what? There's no defensible position."
"No defensible position."
"You're a lonely albino... what are you supposed to do?"
"You're right. Who ever heard of a lonely albino? That's crazy talk."
Y'all, I totally know why the media is giving Obama so much shit about Reverend Wright. It's because THAT'S ALL THEY HAVE ON HIM. He hasn't cheated on his wife or his taxes, hasn't been caught in a lie about being shot at in Bosnia. His worst crime, as near as I can tell, is being an inexperienced politician who has an asshole of a church leader. Imagine that the klieg lights were just turned on your life: how many of your friends and neighbors would embarrass you in public?
I have a friend who, while she really likes Obama, is afraid to get too emotionally invested in him as a candidate in case Clinton wins and my friend, as a loyal, card-carrying Democrat, has to support her. I totally get that.
I got all A's this semester. And did I mention I passed the GACE? I passed the GACE on the first try.
We have a new family member. Sweet Pea got a kitten. I keep trying to take pictures of her to introduce her to the Internet but I forgot that KITTENS NEVER STOP MOVING.
I have discovered the best pizza ever. Now I usually go along with the pizza/sex analogy: no such thing as a 'bad' one. However, I have now had the pizza that puts all the others to shame. I may not ever be able to enjoy the pizza buffet again. Click here and scroll down until you see 'Specialty Pizzas.' Today I had the Potato Pizza. I've also had the Greasy Italian. I can't wait to try the Road Runner. For Mother's Day I had the choice to go ANYWHERE for lunch. I chose Partners Pizza. Am obsessed.