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    What American accent do you have?

    Your Result: The Inland North

    You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."

    HA! In your FACE, Tom Morello!

    I'm on the 'Medium' level of Guitar Hero III.  I'm not kicking quite as much ass as I did on the 'Easy' level but I'm not too proud to do a song three or four times or go into the practice session for a while and slow it down.  I even beat Tom Morello on the first try!

    I'm halfway through 'Evenflow' and my cell phone begins to play the 'Imperial Death March' from Star Wars.  Shit.  My mother-in-law.  There goes my score.

    "Hey, what's up?"

    "Well, I just wanted to tell you that Mariann went to the Doctor yesterday about the lump in her breast."

    "Yeah?  What'd they say?  Is it operable?"

    "It's definitely a tumor.  It's about an inch to an inch-and-a-half wide and it's deep.  She's having surgery next Thursday.  They're doing a mastectomy and then she starts chemo."

    Damn.  Just damn.

    In keeping with this week's theme of "GodDAMN it is so hot"

    Here's a fun little timekiller.  You can use the drop-down menus to choose gender/age range.  One drawback?  SLOWEST. WEBSITE. EVER.

    Hey, go rate this studmuffin as a 10.  Come on, people, throw him a bone... I mean, he has to live with me and all...

    Guess-the-Google

    This is courtesy of Laura, who needs a blog for me to link to when I use her name.  Seriously, dude, Typepad.  $4.95 a month.  I think if I refer you I get one month free.  You need it.

    http://grant.robinson.name/projects/guess%2Dthe%2Dgoogle/

    Happy Friday!

    Another good time waster...

    Heh... here's me as a South Park character.  Note the blunt and the claws...

    South_park_scc Build your own here.

    What herb are you?

    http://quizilla.com/users/Juno/quizzes/What%20herb%20are%20you?/